Friday, December 20, 2013

How to Make People Hate You at Christmas and Free Blog Design

I have an announcement.  I meant to type up something elaborate that outlined my new obsession with Photoshop, introduced myself as a potential blog designer, and subtly pressured you to have me design your blog while somehow making you think that it was your idea.

But then I spent forever making this on Photoshop so I ran out of time.  I think that borderline run-on sentence sums it up well enough though.


Tell your friends, tell your mom, tells your mom's friends: Not Before my Tea Design is in business!

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For all of you who don't have a blog, I apologize for subjecting you to that unnecessary (but still rather punny) self promotion.  I don't want to leave you hanging this Friday though, so for those of you who have no idea what a social media kit is, this is for you:


8. It feels so great to be finished with all of my shopping.

7. Did I tell you how I lost 5 pounds since Thanksgiving?

6. We're out of wine.

5. We're out of glitter.

4. Can you work late tonight?

3. Can you help me untangle this string of lights?

2. Is it okay if Grandma sleeps in your room?

And the number one thing you can say to make people hate you...

1. You know, Santa Claus isn't real.

Happy Friday!
Try not to completely lose it... we're almost there!

Linking up with Sarah and Whitney, as usual.



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